Fashion crime according to urban dictionary means wearing
clothes that do not match or look altogether stupid. It is simply something you
definitely should not do. Clothing by definition is designed to cover the body.
If an item of clothing fails to fulfill this basic description, by virtue of
being completely see through, it must be stripped of the definition “clothing”,
because it’s NOT clothing: it’s a
crime of fashion.
Have you ever seen an over-sized person wearing
over-tight clothes? And cringed visibly? That is what I am talking about, “eye
torture.” Some people think if they have
to shine like star, they have to load themselves with the entire brand
available. Yeah right! It makes them shine out in a crowd but as a laughing
stock. There is definitely some INS and OUTS
in fashion, some fashion crime should lead to arrest; of course what is fashion
police about, yeah they are called fashion criminals.
Fashion crimes you should never commit;
1) Skin-Show
lunatics: What is this? Who told you that this is fashionable? The truth is, it
is not classy, decent and definitely not sexy. It screams “look at me, I am
cheap”. People, the only place where you can flaunt all of you, except the
essentials, are in a beach. Tiwa Savage you are not rocking this
2) Excess fat show freaks: Innumerable times, people, with a huge waistline are seen torturing a tiny piece of fabric, and by extension, making our eyes bleed. If you love a camisole or tee this much, please hit a gym, or get your size. If you do not wish to do any of these two, spare us and wear clothes according to your body type. You will breathe fine, we will breathe fine, and the world will sure be better.
3) Underwear-skipping
agents: I agree that this crime is popular with our celebrities but if you want
your assets to bounce all the way, do that, because it will give many, a sight
to remember. Skipping undergarments is not good, period. Can you believe this?
4) Color
Riot: This color, that color, no wait,
let’s wear all the colors. This crumpled mess can make a well-tailored
exclusive suit look like a cheap sack. This is called color madness. You don’t need
to wear all the color at the same time. It doesn’t mean you are colorful. Get a grip on color coordination and stop walking
around like a living and talking color card.
5)
Ties with Casual Wear: Wearing a short-sleeved casual shirt? Throw a
tie on it! Sorry guys, but it doesn't work that way. Save your ties for your shirt
and blazers.
6)
The
Blousy Shirt: Most men are victims of this crime. If you’ve ever bought a shirt with a big size thinking it will make you look bigger, you’re putting your
look at risk. Over sized shirts make little guys appear even smaller and big
guys look like they’re wearing ponchos.
Some people have made it their life agenda to ensure
that they commit this crime all the time. They simply do not know how to dress
right for the right occasion. They can turn up in all their colorful glory, at
a funeral, or might turn all decked up at a subtle office meeting. We can only
wish that they come to their senses soon.
To help the fashion police, dress modest, decent and
comfortable. Don’t try to look like someone else, be yourself.
